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Dear people interested in the life events of the Danny Malone:
While in a self-induced drug coma, a skinless tiger came to me. He told me to go back to my world, to find a man named Danny Malone. He said Danny had something of the tigerâ€™s that thetiger wanted back. When I awoke eleven years later, I bought a walking stick and a map of the world and set out to find the tigerâ€™s prey. This is what I found instead.
Danny was conceived at 11:11 and born at 12:34 a.m. and p.m. simultaneously. All on the same day. A day which does not exist on present societyâ€™s calender. At birth they say he weighed exactly the same as tiny little Baby Jesus: 8 Ibs. 7 ozs. He never gained or lost an ounce, even though he appears full grown. Donâ€™t believe me? Prove it to yourself. Walk up to him and grab him by his giant lady hips and give him a toss in the air, but donâ€™t let him land on you; for Danny is not made of the same things as you and yours. Danny is made of marshmallow and razor blades wrapped in tiger skin.
Dannyâ€™s music career started quite early. He played his first sold out show in the womb. He now plays music with his sister. Thereâ€™s speculation that they were, at one time, married. I found no evidence for or against this.
Oh and the dance moves â€¦ the dance â€¦.. Danny owns all of his own dance moves, none borrowed and none stolen. Moves so powerful they have brought peace to warring peoples, joy to the depressed, and a cure for sickness. Once the world started moving in unison to the rhythm of the razor blades rattling around in that striped leather they fittingly announced the official development of a new religion based on the peace and love and all healing power of the dance. $8.00 advance / $10.00 door